Last week we went on vacation to Death Valley. I did so many new things! Mom and Dad were pretty excited about taking me camping for the first time. But frankly, I didn't see what the big deal was. After driving all day to Lake Isabella, we camped for two whole hours. And most of that time was spent unpacking and setting up and taking down and repacking the car in near-freezing temperatures before we drove to the hotel for the night. Kind of boring, if you ask me.
But the next morning we woke up to find not one, but two super-cute breakfast places to choose from in Kernville, which made up for the previous day's debacle. Here's a picture of me and Dad at the Cracked Egg Cafe.
After another day of driving, we finally arrived at Death Valley. When we pulled up to the Furnace Creek campground, Dad asked the ranger what the sign in the booth window meant. "Coyotes 2, Pets 0." Perhaps it was the score of a local little league game.
"That's how many pets the coyotes have eaten in the past few days," the ranger said.
Oh. "Um, I have a small child. Is that something I should be worried about?" Dad asked.
"Only if you consider your child a pet."
Well, okay then.
But Mom said not to worry. There are lots of coyotes on the ranch, and they're small and shy and they never bother any of our pets. As we were setting up the tent, though, a German Shepherd-sized coyote trotted down the road past our campsite, as though he was visiting the food court at the mall and trying to decide between the Chinese place (mmm...the Shih Tzu looks good!) and American fast food (oh yeah, super size that baby burger).
Mom freaked out.
But that night, the moon was nearly full and bright enough to make shadows. And it wasn't freezing. We camped the entire time, and the coyotes didn't eat any of us.
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